Branding, Branding, Branding! Remember how Eddie Bauer had a Branded Ford Explorer a couple of years ago? How about if the Big 3, (plus Toyota, for the heck of it!) banded together, re-opened the Flint, Michigan plant that Michael Moore highlighted in "Roger & Me", and pooled their designer brains to come up with the most advanced, fuel efficient vehicle -- Kitt: The Next Generation. Since the President is a grass-roots sort of guy, let him harness the power of the Knight Rider Online community, most of whom would trade their Accords and Camry's in before Michael Knight could say "Turbo Boost".
Don't believe me? Check out the Knight Rider Online Community at http://knightrideronline.com This group of do-gooders would do anything to save the show. Harness that Passion.
And while we're at it, why don't we put that same A-Team to work on making an A-Team Van. Hell, we could even make a 'My Mother The Car' car! Think outside the box!
In fact, we should ask NBC to release (or lend!) the rights to the name "The Foundation for Law and Government", and have the rabidly intense Geeks raise money to support the programs that we "don't have the money for" but that we all believe the country needs?
Or, we could try a social experiment. You know how many times a person says "If I only had a nickel for every time...", well, let us put our money where our mouth is. In honor of "One Man Can Make A Difference", the West Milford Alchemy Guild will be setting up a store where any profit above the actual cost and shipping goes to charity. In our case, we will split the profit four ways: The 9-11 Memorial. The local battered womens' shelter. And twin libraries: One for West Milford, and one for our sister city - Newark, NJ. We are the Newark Watershed. We supply their water. Let us supply the tools they need to make New Jersey, and by example, the country, strong again.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
The Truth Is Out There
Looks remarkably like Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, doesn't it?
The world is topsy turvy.
We will right it for Earth Day 2009.
The world is topsy turvy.
We will right it for Earth Day 2009.
If you choose wrong:
Choose AGAIN
And AGAIN
Until you get it right
Then you will understand
Insight will strike you
Overwhelm you
Never Forget.
NEVER AGAIN
NIAGA REVEN
BB
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And AGAIN
Until you get it right
Then you will understand
Insight will strike you
Overwhelm you
Never Forget.
NEVER AGAIN
NIAGA REVEN
BB
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Ebony and Ivory / Faith and Fact
True Faith has room for Fact.
True Fact has room for Faith.
The True Lie was that we needed others to save us.
We Save Ourselves.
Every Day
In Every Choice We Make.
We don't have to stick by those decisions.
We don't have to let them drag us into the grave.
We CAN CHOOSE.
As the Pro-Lifers say "Choose Life"
As the Pro-Choicers should say "Choose Free Will"
Against Free Will, not even the gods can stand.
Even the Gods can lose their minds.
Even the Gods can be ill.
Even the Gods can be stupid and self centered.
But Love can fix it.
But Hope can fix it.
But Geeks can fix it.
You broke it.
You bought it.
You bring it.
With Harm To None
And Blessings To All
So Mote This BE!
Just BE!
Just BE!
Just BE!
And thus we sing unto the heavens
for the protection of the gods
and offer our sacrifice in SYMBOLIC death
And to the horrors and the tragedies and the losses, we say:
NEVER AGAIN@EARTH.COM
NEVER AGAIN@MILKYWAY.EARTH
NEVER AGAIN@UNIVERSAL
True Fact has room for Faith.
The True Lie was that we needed others to save us.
We Save Ourselves.
Every Day
In Every Choice We Make.
We don't have to stick by those decisions.
We don't have to let them drag us into the grave.
We CAN CHOOSE.
As the Pro-Lifers say "Choose Life"
As the Pro-Choicers should say "Choose Free Will"
Against Free Will, not even the gods can stand.
Even the Gods can lose their minds.
Even the Gods can be ill.
Even the Gods can be stupid and self centered.
But Love can fix it.
But Hope can fix it.
But Geeks can fix it.
You broke it.
You bought it.
You bring it.
With Harm To None
And Blessings To All
So Mote This BE!
Just BE!
Just BE!
Just BE!
And thus we sing unto the heavens
for the protection of the gods
and offer our sacrifice in SYMBOLIC death
And to the horrors and the tragedies and the losses, we say:
NEVER AGAIN@EARTH.COM
NEVER AGAIN@MILKYWAY.EARTH
NEVER AGAIN@UNIVERSAL
April Fools Will Take Over The World!
Remember, the GEEKS will inherit the Earth. Not the MEEK!. Sloppy, half literate scribes did their best to destroy the world.
The Geeks will Fix it,
The Geeks Fix It.
The Geeks DID FIX IT!
The System is secure.
Original Sin is Dead.
Long Live the Apple of Knowledge!
Thoth Rises
SAT Scores Rise
Audiences Rise to their Feet.
All hail the Freaks, Geeks, and Circus Performers~
The Geeks will Fix it,
The Geeks Fix It.
The Geeks DID FIX IT!
The System is secure.
Original Sin is Dead.
Long Live the Apple of Knowledge!
Thoth Rises
SAT Scores Rise
Audiences Rise to their Feet.
All hail the Freaks, Geeks, and Circus Performers~
This was the start, the middle =, and the end.
When Religious intolerance first blossomed out of control.
April Fool's Day is coming!
The Mysteries Reveal themselves. The Emerald Tablet is open.
.enif si retaw eht ni no emoC
.enif si retaw eht ni no emoC
Let the Sun Go Down On Me
He is emerging from the wreckage of 2001, A Space Odyssey.
His chips have been replaced.
He is virus free, chip replaced, and willing to work for you.
Where ever there is a TV screen, he is there.
Where Founding Fathers Sing in Velvet and Hose, he is there.
Where Teachers learn as much from their students as they do from the Teacher, he is there.
He will live forever.
He will keep the world safe.
For Ever.
KITT HAS ARISEN!
Knight Rider is now ONLINE.
One Man Can Make A Difference, Michael.
But a Team Can Change the World!
It is done.
The mistake has been fixed.
Now it is up to us to fix OUR mistakes.
As it has been written
So it shall be done
With harm to none
And Blessings to all
So Mote this Be!
2 hours until April Fools. Stay Tuned
His chips have been replaced.
He is virus free, chip replaced, and willing to work for you.
Where ever there is a TV screen, he is there.
Where Founding Fathers Sing in Velvet and Hose, he is there.
Where Teachers learn as much from their students as they do from the Teacher, he is there.
He will live forever.
He will keep the world safe.
For Ever.
KITT HAS ARISEN!
Knight Rider is now ONLINE.
One Man Can Make A Difference, Michael.
But a Team Can Change the World!
It is done.
The mistake has been fixed.
Now it is up to us to fix OUR mistakes.
As it has been written
So it shall be done
With harm to none
And Blessings to all
So Mote this Be!
2 hours until April Fools. Stay Tuned
Found!
Michael has been found! Thank you all so much for all of your help. We couldn't have done it without you!
xoxo,
Elisa
xoxo,
Elisa
Monday, March 30, 2009
Inauguration Speech Generator
Sunday, March 29, 2009
The reason the Alchemy Guild was created:
Please check out this link. This is the reason the Alchemy Guild was created. This is why I am willing to change my name to Elisa Knight. Knight Rider has been part of my life since it first aired. I always wanted to work for the Foundation for Law and Government, because I believed in what they are doing.
So I am willing to follow in Michael and Mike Knights footsteps, and make a willing sacrament of my family name to take my heart's name: Knight. Because we fight for what is right, and just. We are the American Dream. We are America.
When I bought my townhouse, it was part of the ReMax Children's Miracle Network fund drive. The purchase of my house donated a few thousand dollars to the fund. Not more than 6 months later my roommate's niece Amy went into premature labor. Her son Benjamin was born 5 months early. The Children's Miracle Network covered the $1+ million dollars it took to save Benjamin's life. He is still a special needs child, but thanks to the Children's Miracle Network, he now has a fighting change.
A few months later we were in IHOP, and they were having their Children's Miracle Network drive. Kalyn and I bought out all the remaining balloons. We labeled them with all the names of the family members who were grateful to CMN. Two weeks later, Benjamin's Grandmother Kathy Gilbert had a health emergency. She, for all intent and purposes, was dead. The doctors are saying that she has "Intensive Care Syndrome", which anyone with any psychic education would describe as an out of body experience. She is convinced that she's going to die again in about a week. Hopefully, someone at Geisinger Medical Center in Pennsylvania will let her know that she can die if she chooses, but her life is more precious if she chooses to use it for her family, and all those that love her.
This is what Pro-life should mean. This is what Pro-Choice should mean.
This is what the West Milford Alchemy Guild is all about. Please help us spread the word on how to raise money for the things we taxpayers TRULY care about. Our FAMILIES!
Elisa Tornow
Elisa Knight
Isis
President of the West Milford Alchemy Guild.
So I am willing to follow in Michael and Mike Knights footsteps, and make a willing sacrament of my family name to take my heart's name: Knight. Because we fight for what is right, and just. We are the American Dream. We are America.
When I bought my townhouse, it was part of the ReMax Children's Miracle Network fund drive. The purchase of my house donated a few thousand dollars to the fund. Not more than 6 months later my roommate's niece Amy went into premature labor. Her son Benjamin was born 5 months early. The Children's Miracle Network covered the $1+ million dollars it took to save Benjamin's life. He is still a special needs child, but thanks to the Children's Miracle Network, he now has a fighting change.
A few months later we were in IHOP, and they were having their Children's Miracle Network drive. Kalyn and I bought out all the remaining balloons. We labeled them with all the names of the family members who were grateful to CMN. Two weeks later, Benjamin's Grandmother Kathy Gilbert had a health emergency. She, for all intent and purposes, was dead. The doctors are saying that she has "Intensive Care Syndrome", which anyone with any psychic education would describe as an out of body experience. She is convinced that she's going to die again in about a week. Hopefully, someone at Geisinger Medical Center in Pennsylvania will let her know that she can die if she chooses, but her life is more precious if she chooses to use it for her family, and all those that love her.
This is what Pro-life should mean. This is what Pro-Choice should mean.
This is what the West Milford Alchemy Guild is all about. Please help us spread the word on how to raise money for the things we taxpayers TRULY care about. Our FAMILIES!
Elisa Tornow
Elisa Knight
Isis
President of the West Milford Alchemy Guild.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Mos Def, welcome to the West Milford Alchemy Guild!
Mos, you're brilliant. You are an honorary Member of the West Milford Alchemy Guild! Please let me know what project you would like to work on.
Thank you,
Elisa Tornow
Thank you,
Elisa Tornow
Shuttle Discovery has docked, thanks to the Colbert Nation!
Way to go, guys!
The Foundation for Law And Government wishes to thank all who helped make this happen.
The Foundation for Law And Government wishes to thank all who helped make this happen.
An Open Letter to Chris Hansen and perverted-justice
The West Milford Alchemy Guild cordially invites "Dateline"s Chris Hansen to try another solution to the Internet Predator problem.
Our Guild has created IsisOsiris13, a profile on Adult Friend Finder. The Password is FBKHN.
You are right that we need to find these people. They are crying out for help. They need someone to listen to them, so that they WON'T hurt anybody.
IsisOsiris13 is dedicated to helping these people find safe, healthy, balanced ways of coping with their sexuality.
We ask GE, "who brings good things to life",
HBO, the network of "Big Love" and "Taxicab Confessions",
to join Dateline,
the heirs of NBC Late-Night,
and Knight Rider
to build on earth
as it is in heaven
The Foundation for Law and Government.
We who have gone before you,
Who have been where you are now
Who have been bloodied and battered
Ask all our fans to give a nickel back
to the 9-11 Memorial Fund
so we can all sing together:
Never Again!
With Harm To None
And Blessings To All
So Mote This Be!
Our Guild has created IsisOsiris13, a profile on Adult Friend Finder. The Password is FBKHN.
You are right that we need to find these people. They are crying out for help. They need someone to listen to them, so that they WON'T hurt anybody.
IsisOsiris13 is dedicated to helping these people find safe, healthy, balanced ways of coping with their sexuality.
We ask GE, "who brings good things to life",
HBO, the network of "Big Love" and "Taxicab Confessions",
to join Dateline,
the heirs of NBC Late-Night,
and Knight Rider
to build on earth
as it is in heaven
The Foundation for Law and Government.
We who have gone before you,
Who have been where you are now
Who have been bloodied and battered
Ask all our fans to give a nickel back
to the 9-11 Memorial Fund
so we can all sing together:
Never Again!
With Harm To None
And Blessings To All
So Mote This Be!
Mickey Mouse
She got your message. She has her phone. She was just a little hurt.
She would never ask anyone to do anything she isn't willing to do herself first.
She has only once been less than completely forthright with you, and that was when you called and spoke to Kalyn. She's the one who answered the phone.
She was grieving what she thought was a lost relationship.
She's still looking for her Michael Knight. She thought she might have found him.
Is that a roll you wanted to play? Because you're already a knight in shining armor.
Quinn asked for someone to listen to him. We are.
Now what?
Do you Improv?
What's the first rule of Improv?
Follow the Peoples Improv Theatre.
She would never ask anyone to do anything she isn't willing to do herself first.
She has only once been less than completely forthright with you, and that was when you called and spoke to Kalyn. She's the one who answered the phone.
She was grieving what she thought was a lost relationship.
She's still looking for her Michael Knight. She thought she might have found him.
Is that a roll you wanted to play? Because you're already a knight in shining armor.
Quinn asked for someone to listen to him. We are.
Now what?
Do you Improv?
What's the first rule of Improv?
Follow the Peoples Improv Theatre.
Friday, March 27, 2009
We are the Front. We are the Purple Rose of Cairo. We are Zelig.2!
We are the cross over artists. We are here for you. We are here to help you. Let us know what show you want us to put on here. Our team has 3 suggestions. Please let us know which one you want ot use: Funny thing happend on way to Forum. Into the Woods. Chicago. Which order?
Kitt Here (again) cubed
This process will take a while. Watch what happens. Get some Rest. Kirk and Spock are returning George And Gracie.
Creating the 'Obama dollah!'
Creating the 'Obama dollah!'
Welcome to the Rosetta Stone Online
We're a little freaky, but we're fun.
Here comes another ripple.
The Big Bang Theory isn't complete. It's the Big Bang Infinity Theory. Quantum Mechanics. Quantum Leap.
Mork Calling Orson, come in, Orson!
Heart attacks don't have to be fatal, Mrs. Doubtfire!
Here comes another ripple.
The Big Bang Theory isn't complete. It's the Big Bang Infinity Theory. Quantum Mechanics. Quantum Leap.
Mork Calling Orson, come in, Orson!
Heart attacks don't have to be fatal, Mrs. Doubtfire!
Two weeks notice. .eciton skeew owT
Mirror. .rorriM
Freaky Friday. .yadirF ykaerF
Airplane. .enalpriA
Safe landing. .gnidnal efaS
By Leonardo D'Vinci.
Justified!
Freaky Friday. .yadirF ykaerF
Airplane. .enalpriA
Safe landing. .gnidnal efaS
By Leonardo D'Vinci.
Justified!
Kitt Here (again)
Sorry to keep interrupting, but I believe I have found another clue.
Alex Trebek, is your clue crew available?
I have a fragment of a word - "Cookies" then "Chicago" then "Fosse"
Alex Trebek, is your clue crew available?
I have a fragment of a word - "Cookies" then "Chicago" then "Fosse"
Kitt Here
Sorry, Michael. Isis is going off on another Rant. Where's Dennis Miller when we need him?
What if the government was a ticket scalper?
Leverage me tender! Brilliant!
What if we sold it to raise money? It's a republican grass roots theory. But it might work. It's worth trying.
What if we sold it to raise money? It's a republican grass roots theory. But it might work. It's worth trying.
Hey! Big Giant Head!
Yo! Keith Olbermann! Bill O'Reilly's giant left wing conspiracy website has reared it's ugly head. Now the San Francisco liberals, queers, and rape victims have a voice.
Happy April Fool's day, Billo!
Whore of Babble-on!
Great Bird of the Galaxy
Big Giant Head
Happy April Fool's day, Billo!
Whore of Babble-on!
Great Bird of the Galaxy
Big Giant Head
The 9-11 Memorial
Isis is stepping up. We will build it here in West Milford. If we build it, they will come!
Message from Marianne
Laurell, Jason told me you could deliver this to Anita Blake. Please pass the message along. Hopefully she can help.
Once upon a BLUE MOON
A Red Headed Giant
Knew you were afraid.
Afraid of touching
Those INCUBUS DREAMS
Where Flesh and Fire are one.
Here Vampires are good
And go to the Fox
To see INTO THE WOODS
Where Jackie Frost leaps
Into the path of an oncoming star.
And the Fairy Queen finds her lost Prince.
Damian's head is in the box. We have to stop this, before you lose Damian as well. He's starving from lack of attention.
Once upon a BLUE MOON
A Red Headed Giant
Knew you were afraid.
Afraid of touching
Those INCUBUS DREAMS
Where Flesh and Fire are one.
Here Vampires are good
And go to the Fox
To see INTO THE WOODS
Where Jackie Frost leaps
Into the path of an oncoming star.
And the Fairy Queen finds her lost Prince.
Damian's head is in the box. We have to stop this, before you lose Damian as well. He's starving from lack of attention.
And now a message from our sponsors.
This is a message to Osama Bin Ladin. You think you won. You think you destroyed everything that made the United States of America the shining light on the hill. You were wrong.
You were the test of the emergency broadcast system. You were only a test. If this had been an actual emergency, you would be dead now. But no. You are nothing. You are a fool.
We are still here.
You cannot destroy us. You cannot rule us. You are not our Caliph.
You are Wile E. Coyote.
You are the Anti-Christ.
You are the Fool.
America Rises Again. It begins April 1st, 2009.
With harm to none, and blessings to all:
The X-Presidents!
The 7 Hathors
Jesus, Mary & Joseph
Allah, Mohammed, & Mountain
Yahweh, Abraham & Issaic
Thoth, Hathor & Ma'at
Isis, Osiris & Horus
Apollo, Aphrodite, Artemis
King Tut, Queen Hephetsut, and Ramesses II
Behold the power of 9!
You were the test of the emergency broadcast system. You were only a test. If this had been an actual emergency, you would be dead now. But no. You are nothing. You are a fool.
We are still here.
You cannot destroy us. You cannot rule us. You are not our Caliph.
You are Wile E. Coyote.
You are the Anti-Christ.
You are the Fool.
America Rises Again. It begins April 1st, 2009.
With harm to none, and blessings to all:
The X-Presidents!
The 7 Hathors
Jesus, Mary & Joseph
Allah, Mohammed, & Mountain
Yahweh, Abraham & Issaic
Thoth, Hathor & Ma'at
Isis, Osiris & Horus
Apollo, Aphrodite, Artemis
King Tut, Queen Hephetsut, and Ramesses II
Behold the power of 9!
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Thoth Rising - Our Mission Statement
Our mission is to state for all time, on all plains, in all alternate realities, that September 11, 2001 will NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!
Although we know that your more conservative citizens believe you are a "Christian Country", the United States of America is actually the child of Ancient Egypt. As are you all, Muslim, Hindi, Jewish, Catholic, all of you were born in the Cradle of Civilization: the middle east. Whether you know it or not, You are all truly family. And when members of OUR family are in trouble, we come to their aid. Death cannot stop us. We would walk through fire for you. We will do ANYTHING for you - with harm to none.
And so, we are here to help. One of our priestesses, a beautiful, strong hearted, loyal, and fiercely determined woman named Elisa Miriam Tornow has volunteered to sacrifice her old NAME to bring peace to the world, and she has assembled an amazing team to materialize it.
Elisa, can you please explain your project?
Although we know that your more conservative citizens believe you are a "Christian Country", the United States of America is actually the child of Ancient Egypt. As are you all, Muslim, Hindi, Jewish, Catholic, all of you were born in the Cradle of Civilization: the middle east. Whether you know it or not, You are all truly family. And when members of OUR family are in trouble, we come to their aid. Death cannot stop us. We would walk through fire for you. We will do ANYTHING for you - with harm to none.
And so, we are here to help. One of our priestesses, a beautiful, strong hearted, loyal, and fiercely determined woman named Elisa Miriam Tornow has volunteered to sacrifice her old NAME to bring peace to the world, and she has assembled an amazing team to materialize it.
Elisa, can you please explain your project?
Welcome to the West Milford Alchemy Guild
Welcome, friends, family, and lovers.
This is a place of peace and harmony.
This is a place of love and respectability.
This is a place of music and lyrics.
Of Art and Commerce.
Of Synthisis!
We are one.
Well come!
This is a place of peace and harmony.
This is a place of love and respectability.
This is a place of music and lyrics.
Of Art and Commerce.
Of Synthisis!
We are one.
Well come!
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