A Colbert Nation, Under God, Indivisable, With Liberty And Justice For All

Stephen.

You have spoken the WORD.

MORALLY BANKRUPT.

You identified the problem.

You have already come up with a solution.

YOU CAN HELP FIX IT!

The 55th installment of your 434 part series, better know a district:

You are about to discover the Emerald Tablet.

The Holy Grail.

and One Ring to control them all.

Know what you call:

You called upon the Mirror, Mirror Universe.

The Geeks shall inherit the Earth.

And an all expense paid trip to Disney World.

For seven years pay and 174 year's interest.

It's Dan Muffay's Law.

You asked to be knighted:

Noor, Queen of Jordan agreed.

On the condition that you lead the Colbert Nation,

In signing onto the Globalzero.org

Declaration of Elimination of Nuclear Weapons.

Of your own free will,

You signed the Declaration.

An Adult of Sound, if infantile mind.

You made a deal with the gods of Jordan.

The gods of Egypt will help you fulfull your promise.

Step up and claim your Knight-Hood.

The sooner we do this, the easier it will be.

So, should old acquaintance be forgot:

Contact "Elisa" for your assignment through this website.

Contact "Kalyn" through your church and doggie friend "Bruce".

Contact "Ned" from Producer's Capital through "Lang Syne Films".

With Blessings To All
And Harm to None
So Mote This Be.

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